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Thursday, November 17, 2005

It's One of Those Thursdays

Aww S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

She was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back to her and, once again, said "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T-G-I-F' means:

'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means Sorry, Honey, its Thursday.'"


Advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.

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