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Tuesday, November 01, 2005

The Why Fors

Quick question...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are shot?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when there's not enough in the account to pay it?

Why do people believe there are four billion stars in the sky but need proof that wet paint is actually wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

If people evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, yet he ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why aren't there any father-in-law jokes?

Why is there a letter "S" in the word "lisp?"

Why do people constantly return to the same refrigerator to find something new to eat?

Why are there locks on the doors of a 7-Eleven?


Advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain.

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