From the Mouths of Moving Men

As reported by one of the movers this weekend...

"This guy and his wife are moving into a new house. She's talking non-stop, nagging about where to put everything. After awhile you can tell the guy has had it with her mouth.

She asks him what he thinks they should store in one of the closets. The husband says, 'I don't know, honey. Why don't you go in there and see how big it is?'"

So she walks in. And he locks the door behind her.

Saying, 'That's the best place for her right now.'"