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Friday, December 16, 2005

Your Friday Christmas Funny

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her shiny, new bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"

"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over, handed the girl a $5 ticket and said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse. Did Santa bring him to you?"

"He sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little girl said, "Next year tell Santa the dick should be underneath the horse, not sitting on top of it."


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