F Your Resolutions

Somebody in Georgia wants us all to DIE.

And his assault is being launched one coronary at a time.

Last night I watched an episode of The Boondocks. The one where Grandad gets tapped to be the proprietor of a soulfood restaurant called The Itis. His signature dish? The Luther, a one pound slab of ground beef covered in cheese and bacon, sandwiched between two halves of a Krispy Kreme doughnut.



Believe it or not, they're actually serving this up somewhere in Decatur.

But this hunk of gastroanimosity PALES in comparison to the Hamdog. Which starts with a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty, deep-fried then topped with chili, cheese, onions, a fried egg and two fistfuls of french fries on a giant hoagie bun.



They'll whip this one up for you at the same, fine dining establishment that's peddling Luthers.

But Homer Simpson actually outpaced my blog post by a whopping 14 years when, during an episode of "Smartline," he caught wind of THIS plateful of death:

"We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef and then soak it in rich creamery butter. Then we top it off with bacon, ham and a fried egg. We call it 'The Good Morning Burger.'"



Fortunately nobody in Georgia has listed the GM Burger on their menu. But give 'em five minutes...