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Friday, August 19, 2005

Your Friday Funny

A lady, about 8 months pregnant, got on a bus...

She noticed that the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court and the judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it's like this: when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat under a sign that read, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming!' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that read, 'Logan's Linament Will Reduce the Swelling' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that read, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself.

But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that read, 'Goodyear Rubber Could Have Prevented This Accident?' I just lost it!!!"

The judge was so hysterical he declared, "CASE DISMISSED!!!"


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