Shiver Me Timbers, or Whatever

Since it is Talk Like a Pirate Day, figured I'd try my hand at this swash-buckling thing...

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Your pirate name is:

Mad Ethel Rackham

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

What's YOUR pirate name?
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I'll be swabbin' the deck aboard the nefarious Long John Silver, in case anyone needs me...