Anti-Cat Superstar

This new apartment search is becoming a royal pain in my pet-owning ass.

First I had to deal with all the asinine "no pet" policies.
Next, fools had the audacity to exact $500, non-refundable "pet deposits."
Now dorks are actually discriminating against certain TYPES of animals.

I emailed one guy to ask the details of his pet policy? Stuff and utter nonsense...

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What pet do you have? If it is a small dog, I just charge you $50 extra each month. If a large dog or cat, sorry. Thanks!
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You know I had to ask how my 13 lb. cat was more of a threat to someone's hardwood floors than, say, a 17 lb. bull terrier. The guy's response?

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More renters complain about cats of previous renters than dogs and cats do more damage than small dogs too.
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For once, I'm at a loss for words...

Anybody got Al Sharpton's phone number??