BUY Your Fuel, Fool!

This cretin found gas for only $15.54 and he's STILL trying to steal it???

Man Arrested in Theft of Gas
Thursday August 25, 2005 6:59am

Baltimore (AP) - A gas station attendant is a little banged up, but back on the job, after he tried to stop a man from driving off without paying for a fill-up.

It happened about noon Wednesday at the Glenmore Service Center in northeast Baltimore.

Attendant John Harrison was dragged a short distance down Glenmore Avenue before he broke loose from the fleeing car. A witness called police and chased the car.

City police say the driver, 20-year-old Joseph Washington, crashed the car and tried to flee on foot - then scuffled with the officers who arrested him.

Washington is charged with the theft of $15.54 worth of gas, three counts of first-degree assault, two counts of hit and run, reckless driving and possession of marijuana.