Investing For Your Retirement
I'm sure this one will make things easier for a lot of you...
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00.
But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer then turned in the cans for a recycling deposit? You would now have $214.00.
Based on the above calculations, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
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