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Thursday, September 08, 2005

Investing For Your Retirement

I'm sure this one will make things easier for a lot of you...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00.

But if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer then turned in the cans for a recycling deposit? You would now have $214.00.

Based on the above calculations, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.


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