Cat Spat

I must do a lot of free-basing in my sleep.



My dream from last night? I was Beyonce's new best friend.

We were apparently quite close until things suddenly and inexplicably fell apart. Beyonce's explanation for the break up, "She was too into her cats. Every time we tried to hang out she had to run and 'Make sure they're okay' or 'Check to see they weren't dead' or something. I just got tired of it."

Beyonce, you's cool and all but my cats are my CATS.