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Monday, July 11, 2005

Morbid Thought of the Day

Not that you asked...

But I have the world's lamest bladder. Read my Chick-Fil-A post if you don't believe me!

Say I ingest half a cup of Kool-Aid? Within 15 minutes I'll be high-tailing it to the nearest bathroom stall. It's that ridiculous.

Anyway, an expert on one of my forensics shows explained that when a person dies of suffocation their bladder involuntarily empties after death. My first thought (being the lunatic that I am) is if somebody tries to choke the mess outta me? They're gonna end up with one massive ass dry cleaning bill.


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