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Friday, February 10, 2006

Breaking News

Flood Destroys Presidential Book Collection
Date: Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:53:14-0600

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.

The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. According to authorities, both of the publications have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second book.

The White House has made repeated attempts to contact FEMA but, as of this yet, there has been no response.


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