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It's Sunday and I've got nothing important to say. So here's a funny.

Dennis found out that he would inherit a fortune after his sickly father died. So he decided to find a woman with whom he could share his wealth.

One evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. Her beauty he quite took his breath away so he swallowed his drink and made his approach. He walked up to the woman, introduced himself and proceeded to lay it all on the line:

"I may appear to be just an ordinary guy," he said. "But you're actually looking at a future millionaire. In less than a month's time I'll inherit $20 million!"

The woman was obviously impressed with Dennis' speech because she accompanied him to his home that evening. Three days later she became his stepmother.

Moral of the story: you can't scheme a schemer.