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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Breakfast at the White House

Shockingly, no one gets shot in this one.

Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'd
like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"What can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for
a year!''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "Sir, it's
pronounced 'quiche'."


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