Breakfast at the White House

Shockingly, no one gets shot in this one.

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Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'd
like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."

"What can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his
trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?"

"Why, Mr. President!!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting to
act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for
a year!''

As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, "Sir, it's
pronounced 'quiche'."