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Monday, February 27, 2006

George vs George

George O'Malley? Meet George Michael.

Study this man. Note that he's not crying in hospital stairwells or pining for long, lost broads. This man decides what he wants. Then he just TAKES the shit.

If he wants a man? He comes out of the closet and dates the guy.

If he wants to get busted in a Beverly Hills bathroom? He exposes himself to an undercover police officer and gets hauled off to the clink.

If he decides he needs a late night drug fix? Well, er, read below...


George Michael Is Reportedly Arrested

LONDON - Singer George Michael was arrested in London on drug charges after being found slumped at the wheel of his car, according to a British tabloid newspaper report.

A passer by contacted police after spotting the 42-year-old singer in his car in central London on Saturday night, the Sun newspaper reported.

Michael was arrested on suspicion of possessing drugs before being bailed to return to a police station next month. He was checked by paramedics but did not need hospital treatment.

A spokesman for London's Metropolitan police, speaking on the customary condition of anonymity in line with force policy, would not confirm if Michael had been arrested, but did say that a 42-year-old man had been arrested on drugs charges after being found at the wheel of a car.

"We were called by a member of the public to a man seen slumped over the steering wheel of a car ... Police attended and spoke to the man, aged 42. A search of the man revealed what was believed to be controlled substances. He was arrested on suspicion of possession of controlled substances of category C and on suspicion of being unfit to drive.

A spokeswoman for Michael's agent, Connie Filipello, said, "We have absolutely no comment to make."

In 1998 Michael was arrested for lewd conduct in a public toilet in Los Angeles after being spotted by an undercover police officer.


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