Road Rant #2

Where are these people getting their driver's licenses - out of a cereal box??

Imagine this scenario: you're heading out of the shopping mall to your car. You're tired, you're ready to go home, you've got your keys out. Then you realize that some cretin has parked so close to you that the only way you're climbing in is through the sunroof.

Why is someone's rotted hulk shoved up against my car?? The space is big enough for a '76 Impala. What are they doing - parking horizontally??

And you just KNOW the moron won't emerge from the mall to watch you pretzel yourself into your vehicle. You're almost tempted to sit there with your knees behind your ears WAITING for the fool to show up.

Another flippin genius.