Use Your Head

I got a headache THIS big.

I don't know where it came from or why it's here.
Maybe I'm fearing my second kickboxing class tonight.
Maybe I'd just rather not be at work.

But whatever the case, the following quip is somehow applicable so I thought I'd share it with yous guys. Enjoy!

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A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."

"Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository -- it's up to you."